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May 21st, 2008

Get your scary software out of my workplace

The naysayer’s timeline of technology in the workplace.

Email has no place at work (1994)

It’s clearly used for goofing off. The last thing I want are my employees wasting my money emailing each other. What’s the use case for email at work? What’s the ROI? Who else is doing it?

Internet access has no place at work (1996)

Giving employees access to the internet would be a massive productivity problem. Not to mention there are huge security concerns. What’s the reason employees should be allowed to cybersurf? What’s the ROI? Who else is doing it?

eCommerce is too high a risk for our company (1998)

Our company can’t afford the risk associated with opening ourselves up to new, unproven channels or even hacking. There are a lot of thieves online. Why would someone buy our products on the World Wide Web? What’s the ROI? Who else is doing it?

Instant Messaging has no place at work (2002)

It’s a massive distraction. Interruptions cost billions each year. Employees shouldn’t be allowed to spend time chatting all day at work. Instant messaging has massive productivity loss implications. What’s the use case? What’s the ROI? Who else is doing it?

Social Software has no place at work (2005)

It’s clearly used for goofing off. The last thing I want are my employees wasting my money blogging or networking with each other. What’s the use case for social software at work? What’s the ROI? Who else is doing it?

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